puredeviance

[Tachyon] One of my friends brought an entire apple pie to school once.
[Tachyon] We were joking around, and then he said, “Yeah, well you guys don’t have pie!”
[Tachyom] And we thought he was talking about figurative pie, since no one actually brings pie to school.
[Tachyon] Then he pulls out a pie from his bag.
[Tachyon] And he just starts eating it